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Where is my fucking mind when I need it? I don’t loose my head because it’s attached to my neck. What am I going to be like when I’m old? Am I just going to forget breathing one day? I know, I know, I’m exaggerating… Could it be that I’m a weird case of early Alzheimer? Whatever, the thing is that I keep forgetting important things with significant consequences. And it doesn’t seem to get any better. I mean, my long term memory its damn good but, my short term memory really sucks! I need brain vitamins or something.

p.s. what was I saying?

Paranoia: \per-ə-noi-ə, pa-rə-\ ̇

1: a psychosis characterized by systematized delusions of persecution or grandeur usually without hallucinations.

2: a tendency on the part of an individual or group toward excessive or irrational suspiciousness and distrustfulness of others.

So what? We are all going to die someday.

Am I ready to die right now? I don’t think so.

Will I be ready to die someday? I hope so…

I don’t like being afraid to death; after all is the only thing for sure in life.

What would I like to do before dying?

Tell my parents and sisters I love you other than on Christmas, birthdays, and other holidays.
Get married, and have two or three children half him, half me.
Write a novel.
Taking art lessons, from painting, to sculpture, to theater.
Dare to sing in a karaoke bar.
Dare to wear a bikini.
Take a trip to an unusual place.
Ride the highest rollercoaster in the world.
Invent something amazing and become rich from its patent and massive production.
I don’t know what else, some other ideas will probably come later, and I’m off to bed now!


P.s. The order of the factors might alter the product…

Si fuera una fruta sería: limón real

Si fuera un color sería: verde

Si fuera un animal sería: Catarina

Si fuera un día sería: viernes

Si fuera un electrodoméstico sería: cafetera

Si fuera un cuento infantil sería: La Sirenita

Si fuera una prenda sería: Zapatos

Si fuera una joya sería: collar

Si fuera bebida sería: Limonada

Si fuera un helado sería: Durazno

Si fuera un planeta sería: Venus

Si fuera un medio de transporte sería: Globo aerostatito

Si fuera una película sería: El señor de los anillos

Si fuera una estación sería: otoño

Si fuera una flor sería: Tulipán

Si fuera un dibujo animado sería: Bombón

Si fuera un sentido sería: olfato

Si fuera un juego sería: “Malía“

Si fuera una parte del cuerpo sería: mano

Si fuera un sabor sería: Tutti-frutti

Si fuera un deporte sería: Patinaje

Si fuera un mes sería: Diciembre

Si fuera una figura geométrica sería: Triangulo

Si fuera un instrumento musical sería: Guitarra

Powers and abilities

A transfusion of gamma-irradiated blood from her cousin Bruce Banner (the Hulk) granted Jennifer Walters superhuman powers. In her She-Hulk form, she possesses immense superhuman strength, which makes her one of the strongest known women in the Marvel Universe. It has sporadically been stated to increase further from fear, or anger. In addition the character has been listed as possessing slightly superhuman speed, agility, and reflexes, as well as superhuman stamina that enables her to work at peak exertion for up to a day without tiring. Unlike her cousin, her personality and intelligence are less affected when she transforms into the She-Hulk, although she becomes more self-confident and assertive. For a long time, She-Hulk could not revert to her original human form.

As She-Hulk, Walters is exponentially stronger than she is in her Jennifer Walters form; therefore any extra strength gained as Jennifer Walters through intense physical training will be amplified, making her She-Hulk form even stronger. After being defeated by the Champion of the Universe, She-Hulk exercised for several months in her Jennifer Walters form, resulting in a significant gain in strength and muscular mass in her She-Hulk form and allowing her to soundly defeat the Champion in a rematch. At this time she was able to effortlessly sustain the Thing's maximum weight with a single arm, while her strength was greatly restrained by a "Jupiter suit."

She-Hulk's body is superhumanly durable and impervious to high levels of force, pain, and disease: her skin can withstand extremes of temperature, as well as tremendous stresses and impacts without puncture wounds or lacerations. Despite this, she has been proven to be highly ticklish, as she was once tickled by the Hulk Robot during a battle between a rag-tag group of villains and the Avengers during the Acts of Vengeance. Her enhanced physiology renders her immune to all terrestrial diseases. She-Hulk also possesses a healing factor, which enabled her to completely recover, within minutes, from a skewering by the Wendigo.


Skills

She-Hulk is a formidable hand-to-hand combatant, having been trained by Captain America and Gamora. Even in her Jennifer Walters form, she possesses sufficient skill in the martial arts to dispatch several would-be muggers much larger than she is. She once displayed sufficient knowledge of acupressure to render the Abomination insensate by striking several nerve clusters after first using psychology to distract him.

The character is also a skilled and experienced attorney who attended UCLA School of Law, where she was a member of the Order of the Coif, a national merit society for top legal scholars. She-Hulk had performed legal work as a member of the Magistrati, who had the power to compel her to adjudicate cases anywhere in creation. She ceased to operate in this function after adjudicating the Trial of the Universes on behalf on her Universe to the Living Tribunal.

She is a skilled pilot and has previously used a modified 1995 Dodge automobile equipped with technology enabling flight in Earth's atmosphere and in outer space for limited distances, although it is incapable of interstellar flight.